O.J. Simpson. Now there's a piece of work. George Stroumboulopoulos said it all when he asked the rhetorical question (and I paraphrase here) "Hey O.J. Did you really have to break in to steal your own memorabilia at gunpoint? Couldn't you have just signed a few more footballs instead?"
Mr. Simpson made the front page of the Montreal Gazette some years ago (post acquittal). He was immortalized in a local restaurant raising a brimming martini glass, no doubt in a toast to his dumbshit luck.
I temporarily boycotted the newspaper for having absolutely no class but when they didn't subsequently go belly up I had to face the fact that not everyone finds nose-thumbing murderers to be repugnant pieces of trash.
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